Death Match

I think it is in every slothful blogger's psyche to hyper focus on their absence when coming back from a long one. Struggling with the internal guilt of ones own erstwhile enthusiasm and forgotten dreams of a functioning blog... And then it detracts from whatever they were inspired to write about in the first place.

That done, albeit indirectly... I'm here to do a list. A list of things I've made in the last couple weeks, in particular, the breads I've made, and those I intend to.

You see, I've started a sourdough culture. I like to call it Fitzpatrick, sometimes Fitzroy, sometimes even Francheska. Sometimes I sing songs to it...  When my infatuation with sourdough was young, like my starter... I'd sing "Tiny Bubbles" to it...

Later, as Fitzpatrick matured and began to hit its own stride... doubling, then trippling its volume between feedings I felt a more cautionary tune for my pet was required.

And finally, after many a feeding, some cuddling, and serenades a plenty  I've reached the "you actually get to make bread with it" stage! Hurrah!

So far I've made some commercial yeast spiked dough with my sluggish starter. Mostly just to salvage spent flour from it. A flat and badly developed ciabatta type thing. A tasty but impervious to toasting loaf or two. And now actual sourdough boules, that came out with a mild tang, full flavor and an indecent amount of oven spring. Chewy caramelized crust too. Of breads I'd report?

Non-sourdough Ciabatta - came out admirably for my first attempt with a wet dough

Chocolate Bread - still working out the balance, but a braided dark chocolate loaf... promising.

Basic Sourdough Boules

Challah - At least one loaf turned out beautifully... (the other I tried freezing and the thaw/bake might have been badly time and executed)

On the billet

Sweet Potato Rosemary Garlic Sourdough - (aka Smash-fry bread)

Bagels

English Muffins

Cheddar Chive Torpedos (That one from that popular Peter Reinhart fellow's book)

Sandwhich loaf

Deli Rye (and subsequent ruben sandwich (made with homemade sourkraut possibly)

Wheat berry loaf

Smitten Kitchen's Black Bread 

Pannetone

'Amish' Friendship bread (pretty sure its not actually 'amish'...)

And then it gets even more vague... I want to get back to some whole grainy things. I want to explore mixins, added flavors... maybe an olive bread, or a feta and sundried tomato combo. I want to perfect the chocolate bread. Get the most sour out of the bread I can. I want to try different flours in varying degrees. See where I can go with it. Filled breads, quick breads, beer breads... which i guess is still a quick bread. But right now, my head-space is all bread all the time! My latest obsession. 

If I took care of my readers, I would come back with pictures and videos of my accomplishments... I could point out my camera is in past dire need of a memory card, and my computer died forever, but to be honest it likely wouldn't effect the outcome >.>

Confidence Rage Quit

I wanted to add, to my struggle with the first batch of croissant dough... That I was furious it didn't turn out.

I wasn't nervious about doing croissants. The only reason I haven't hitherto-fore made them is that it takes all day, uses a lot of butter, and I usually go for danish instead. Knowing I could do danish dough, I didn't sweat the croissants at all! Even with the messed up recipe I figured it'd work out about right.

And then they turn out FAIL. I knew exactly the things I had done wrong. I knew exactly why it had failed. I knew how to fix it. But why, jam it, did I let it fail?! I got this one! Only apparently I didn't!

I made the second batch the next morning, out of spite for the first failing. To comfort my longing for GOOD croissants too. And to salve the idea that I had 4lbs of fail dough in my freezer.

Now I realize, I just have 6lbs of HEART FAILURE dough in my freezer begging to be baked.

-_-

Jam!

Maybe that's not quite the expletive replacement I'm looking for... But just noticed one of my favorite food bloggers put her blog on hiatus. Baked was the only foodie blog I kept hotlinked on my browser. It was high quality without being so... overwhelming. Felt like following a friend instead of idolizing a celebrity...

I really ought to put a bit more work here. I've been cooking up a mess in the kitchen, so its not like I've slowed down the cooking. Heck, its the one thing I never really put off longer than a couple weeks. A girl has to eat!

Thats whats so beautifully easy about learning to cook. You get the chance practically three times a day to try your hand at it! It even has a built in punishment reward system. Get good at it, and practice, BAM! You get to eat something tasty. You don't practice? Then you're paying someone else to do it, or eating medocre food. Unless you have a sweet deal with another chef friend who's cooking for you... Lucky dog! Feel the wrath of my envy!

I made the croissants. Twice. In massive culinary text book size batches. Which was a bit of a mistake, as I knew from the get go the recipe was faulty. The Pastry Chef, the CIA pastry text book, has a terrible editor, horrible consistency, and I wonder if any of the recipes were tested... but its beautiful and I knew that before I bought it at half price.

The recipe measures milk in lbs. The danish recipe on the next page, in fl oz. RED FLAG. The 2lb 8 oz of flour is listed as 1.31 grams, in their metric measurement. Should be KGs I realized. RED FLAG. Use butter, it says. Unsalted and add salt to dough? Salted butter? RED FLAG! And finally, it was a sugar enriched dough which I think is sort of a technique avoiding short cut. What about proper fermentation to create sugars? RED FLAG, but one I truly didn't mind because it gave me an excuse to buy some malt syrup.

It was the sugar that did me in on batch one though. Fine, the combination of sugar and my own slothfulness. I took almost 24 hours to make the dough start to finish, retarding the dough overnight in the fridge (because I made it at 2AM). This is a big NO when you have sugar in your dough! It makes the yeast frenzy and produce way too much alcohol bitter nasty spent yeast flavor... and bam. Thats what the croissants tasted like. Also, I used unsalted butter, because the recipe didn't specify. I did add salt, but not enough.

Bland, excessively fatty pastry dough.

Waste. Of. Butter. JAM IT!

I quartered it, baked one, and saved the rest for caramel or cinamon buns. Going to be FANTASTIC! Even with the poorly made dough.

The other batch? Great! Salted butter, what I had on hand, and an expedited process, (I started at noon instead of 2, and didnt even go to a movie or a walk mid process). And bingo. I need to let them rise longer though!!!

Pictures? I have one! On... my phone... which I apparently deleted after sending it to Jordan. Now, to see if he REALLY appreciates my mad kitchen skills, and kept it, so that he may send it back, that I might post it for you allz!

Doing Something

I'm going to make some croissants. I'm gunna make a big sum. I decided to use the CIA's pastry texts recipe, for 5lbs of dough. Figure I'll freeze the extra. Real exciting stuff. If I feel like it, I might even post a picture. Heh. Bake on.

Computador

I’m testing out my mothers knew computer. It has windows 7 and this is from the windows live writer.. set it up to configure to see how it would work. I’ve been wishing I could come down in the morning and just open up logged in blog all set up and pretty, ready to be written and posted, and this could be it. Course… all of my millions of pictures are on my other computer so that wont help me much. Troublesome indeed. I’ve been cooking and not picturing and you know how no one reads when theres no pictures. And its even worse when someone almost never writes AND has no pictures. What can ya do. Maybe I’ll write more with better tools eh? We can hope.

First One Down!

Alight. First of the fourty... twenty, out of the way. Sort of. You see, they're baked and tasted and shipped and all gone, but I haven't uploaded the pics. And dont want to make this the post about it... soo... I did it!

The Fourty

I'm attempting something to kick up my awesome. I don't have a lot of awesome going on... but there will be some awesome if it kills me. I'm grabbing 40 recipes just a whim short of 'at random' and cooking them. I feel a bit cheap, because I'm just stealing them off food porn sites that a hundred other people have tried... I should be making up my own, but right now I don't have the wherewithal to handle it.

To be noted I will be making something similar or inspired by or exactly the recipes listed.

1. Lavender Brigadeiro from Patricia Scarpin at Technicolor Kitchen
2. Soy-glazed Flank Steak by The Bitten Word
3. Red Bean Spinach Soup by Jessie at EatStudy
4. Pasta with Summer Squash, Sausage, and Goat Cheese over at Use Real Butter (A name I highly support)
5. Homemade Pita Bread and Hummus at Savouring Time in the Kitchen
6. Taste the Sun... Then Play In It Fruit Salad at Healthy. Happy. Life.
7. A perfected BLT inspired by Lick My Balsamic
8. Spring Yogurt as made by One Particular Kitchen
9. Mozzarella scratch made inspired by Kristen
10. Hard cheese inspired by the rennet instructions I bought for the cheese that Kristen inspired
11. Fried Cheese Curds inspired by squeaky cheese
    
12. Roasted Red Peppers Stuffed with Quinoa and Feta with Balsamic reductions ~ Kristen
13. Cheesy Grilled Pepper Poppers by a blog I've since forgotten :/
14. Cream of Leek and Parsnip Soup posted on Ceramic Canvas
15. Indian Cardamon Mava Cakes from my nemesis Tartlette
16. Frothy Mint Lemonade over at Eat Make Read
17. Quinoa with Summer Vegetables on Karina's Kitchen
18. Pasta with Bacon Peas and Ricotta posted by Junglefrog Cooking
19. Chocolate Ginger Cookie a Martha Stewart recipe baked at Food Gal by Carolyn
20. Butter Mints inspired by a woman at a catering gig

There. The first 20. These are link intensive, more so than I should make them probably, but I'll post the next soon.